Just wanted to say hello and introduce my self. I am a tv salesman. I will not release my name because my lively hood is my name. The reason I wanted to start a blog was because I had so many stories to share but no other way to share them. So subscribe to my blog and I will amuse you with 100% true stories of customers coming in to buy tvs. I will start off with a story that happened a couple days ago. A customer came into our store and walked right up to me. He was an older gentleman with a cane. Looked to be about 70 years old. Seventy hard years. Only had three fingers on his hand holding the cane. Wore a old grey shirt with a camo jacket. "Do you guys have a scratch off lottery ticket scanner?" said the old man in a raspy voice. " i'm sorry?" I said. "You know, the little merchines dat scan the winning tickets so you can see if you wun". "No sir, we don't sell lottery ticket machines at our tv store" I said with a smile. "You see, I got this there idea to buy lottery tickets and take dem home and scan'em and see if they are winners. If they arent them imma take them back and return'em" he said with a huge smile on his face. "Imma be ritch!" "When you find them give me a call and i'll buy one too" I told him. I gave him my card and he nodded his head thanked me and hobled out on his cane.
Anybody reading this is a engineer or can make this then I got two lottery ticket scanners already sold. I will keep you guys posted if he calls me back!
Imma be ritch!
Tv Salesman
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